Legal-ish

Terms

Last updated August 23, 2026. This is a joke site that still takes real money. Read it.

What this is

ShipOrSkip.lol is satire. Rankings, roasts, legend cards, and tier names are parody. Nobody on this site endorsed it. We are not affiliated with X, Stripe, TrustMRR, or any founder we dunk on.

You get a meme rank, a swipe deck, and the option to pay for attention. You do not get investment advice, tax advice, or a hug.

Payments

Cards go through Stripe. We never see your full card number.

• Super Ship — $15. 10× ELO versus a normal Ship, front of the swipe deck for 24 hours, +500 impressions on the listing.
• Call BS — $10 stake. 48 hours for the founder to paste a TrustMRR profile. If they match the claimed rank, the stake goes 80% to them / 20% to the house. If they ghost, or TrustMRR shows a lower rank, you get the $10 back.
• Outbid. Variable. You buy a ladder / header slot until someone pays more or the bid decays. That's the product.

X login is identity. A TrustMRR URL is how MRR gets a checkmark. Paying never verified revenue. There is no $19 Verified Legend product.

Refunds

Super Ship and Outbid are digital attention. No refunds because you changed your mind, lost a rank, or didn't go viral. If Stripe double-charges you or checkout succeeds and nothing applied, email @alexboots19 and we'll fix the actual bug.

Call BS is a stake, not a tip. It returns automatically when the challenge rules say you won. It does not return because you regret the tweet.

Your listing

You can claim whatever MRR you want. That number is a costume until TrustMRR says otherwise. We can hide, edit, or delete listings that are spam, illegal, or boring in a way that breaks the site. You keep rights to your own name and screenshots; you give us a license to show them on the ladder, deck, and share cards.

Conduct

Don't scrape us into a weapon. Don't try to steal accounts. Don't upload CSAM or malware. Don't use this to harass people off-platform with a straight face. We will ban you and we will not write a thoughtful essay about it.

Liability

The site is provided as-is. Rank is not a valuation. ELO is a toy. If you lose money, status, or sleep, that's the bit. Our liability is capped at the amount you paid us in the 30 days before the claim, except where the law says we can't cap it.

Nova Scotia, Canada. If we have to pick a courthouse, it's there.

Also see Privacy. Questions: @alexboots19.