About

ShipOrSkip.lol is a satirical indie-hacker colosseum. Self-report MRR. Collect a meme rank. Get roasted. Swipe Ship or Skip. Pay to hijack the ladder.

No ads. No feed algorithm. Rank is hype, cash, and whoever is willing to outbid you. X login is identity. TrustMRR is how MRR gets a checkmark. Paying $19 never counted.

How MRR gets real

Claim whatever number you want. That's a costume. To get ✓ TrustMRR, paste your TrustMRR profile. We pull live MRR from their Stripe (or Lemon, Paddle, etc.) connection. If someone Calls BS, you have 48 hours to do that or you go Homeless.

Super Ship is $15: 10× ELO, 24h at the front of the swipe deck, +500 impressions. You're buying a megaphone, not a checkmark.

The site launched on August 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM.

The board is still here. Same rules. Same idea. Ship, skip, or pay — nothing else.

Alex Boutilier — @alexboots19

Failed indie hacker. Washed-up unprofessional surfer. Built this instead of getting a real job or catching a real wave. Instagram