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Homeless
$0–$0 · 1 founders
“Zero dollars. Infinite tweets. A waitlist is not a company, it's a coping document.”
@alexcooldevPity Purchase
$1–$999 · 0 founders
“One Stripe ping and you're posting 'we hit PMF.' Your mom bought the lifetime deal.”
@robj3d3Ramen & Noodles
$1,000–$5,000 · 0 founders
“Ramen profitable. Cute. Your landlord still wants to be paid in currency, not vibes.”
@tdinh_meStill 9-5
$5,001–$9,999 · 0 founders
“Same money as a job, none of the benefits, twice the Slack. You didn't escape. You rebranded.”
@marckohlbruggeNo More 9-5
$10,000–$25,000 · 0 founders
“You quit. Now you work 80 hours and call it freedom. The boss is you, and you're a tyrant.”
@dvassalloRich AF
$25,001–$100,000 · 0 founders
“Stop calling it a side project. This prints more than your old boss and you still tweet like you're broke.”
@marclouFuck You Money
$100,001–$500,000 · 0 founders
“You could disappear. You won't. You'll screenshot the dashboard at 1am like a gremlin.”
@levelsioTech Oligarch
$500,001+ · 0 founders
“This isn't indie. It's a tax strategy with a landing page. Touch grass. You won't.”
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